Haley, 19, melting away in Florida. Majoring in history, reading as much I can, and ranting often. Also posting lots of food. ISTJ.
when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before
the voices of my dead ancestors
Posted on 8 March, 2014Reblogged from jakemalik
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
i cant stop laughing omg
"we’re all human!"
yeah except you never had to fight for your humanity
"we all bleed red!"
yeah except it’s not your blood running in the streets
"we should all be just nice to each other!"
yeah except you’re not holding up your end of the bargain
Vivid Theme by JoachimT Powered by Tumblr