January 2012
Due to this essay, I have decided I will not be...
Thank you Jessica Mitford.
“Embalming Mr. Jones” by Jessica Mitford
Embalming is indeed a most extraordinary procedure, and one must wonder at the docility of Americans who each year pay hundreds of millions of dollars for its perpetuation, blissfully ignorant of what it is all about, what is done, how it is done. Not one in ten thousand has any idea of what actually takes place....
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Just to prove how tired i am
im going to write an itire post and not corrext a single typo. so ha. take that people who probably dont a shit. anyways to i was writubg my oaper and i wad gonba say how awesome it was but then i found a bunch of bad juju in it and fixed iy and now i jsu twant to slepee and im probably going to look ay this in the morning and laugh really hard abd that will nake my day okay started/
that was...
“It is so hard to leave — until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned...”
– John Green (via up-antidown)
My little sister finished Deathly Hallows last...
And afterward we were watching Part 1 together. She had been laying down in my bed, but as soon as the movie started, she sat up, enraptured. And looking at her feel the emotions and wonder I had felt when I first finished the book/watched the movie, I had this overwhelming, proud big sister moment.
The Snape scene is going to eat her alive.
Alive.
The Future Freaks Me Out
Recently my dad has been on my case about my grades. He keeps telling me I’m letting them slip, I don’t study as much as I use to (ridiculous) and a bunch of shit like that.
Grades are a touchy subject with me, because I feel like it’s the one area in which I feel confident. I’m not an artist of any sort, I’m not too terribly creative, I’m not the prettiest...
Watchsub-sole-nihil-novi-est:
deadxend:
sofuckingstoned:
misscannabliss:
HOLY SHIT. i have chills.
watch, it’s powerful.
that was very beautiful
Always reblog this.
I thought this was awesome, but then I saw the cybermen so now I have to reblog it
When your friends don't watch BBC Sherlock
sweetlight-:
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Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
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Spell your full name without an...
thespacecoyote:
ahmerst:
capricious-chai:
internetfeet:
capricious-chai:
terminallyfapricious:
commanderkarkat:
XO
Counting last name I get XOG and my entire middle name is omitted
Oh my god.
First name: H
Middle: V
Last: BUO
OL GL BO
Your name is perfection.
O
My name is just O, if I do this.
And this is counting first, middle, and last.
(via billie-joe)
Hh Gh Hog
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hystericallyyours:
sashkash:
To be...
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I Go To The Barn Because I Like The -Band of...
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Next time I’ll go buy some ibuprofen instead. That was… bad.
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fucking fuck holy shit fuck fuck
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Just got yelled at for making Bs on my exams and now I feel like I’m going to throw up.
Anyway, how’s your night?
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“You are going to live a good and long life filled with great and terrible...”
– The Fault in Our Stars | John Green (via effyeahtfios)
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my bologna has a first name
its sydney
